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  • Rio

    As in De Janeiro Never been. Would I go? I think Louisiana is on my list first for a mardi gras/carnival style event. Better go before the ocean breaks through…


  • Recent Thoughts

    I like how dark my hands get in the summer. I like how my teeth look white. I get they did it for money, the middle 1900s lobbyists who pushed…


  • La Disgust

    The decline of the world in 2 recent modes. Entertainment ad slop, and our factory farmed unfood. I have long thought that the airstream models of trailers are sexy as…


  • One Burger

    In the spirit of “something” per month for the year of 2026 (in addition to the no-ice cream commitment) and following the failure of No-Buy January, the mediocrity of Fucked…


  • E(vil)ntropy

    As they say, the first time you go through thermodynamics you think you might get it, the second time you realize you really don’t, and the third time you know…