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  • The Current State

    I think the current state of our society can be exemplified by my repeated experience in going to the bathroom at my university. Every day after my 10am course on…


  • Two Coyotes

    I really want to be the person who pronounces it “Kai-yo-tes” but not like a Texan, but like the way I heard a Navajo man say it. But in conversation,…


  • The Running Man Sucked

    How many of my emotions are like neighbors?I know I have them, I just don’t know their names. I don’t know what they do, or where they come from.I wouldn’t…


  • Veteran’s Day, 2025

    My uncle (aged 53) and grandmother (aged 71) set to meet with me at the westside Cracker Barrel at 10am on November 11th, 2025. I arrived at 9:50 and waited…


  • Bad* Drivers

    Bring to mind the disgusted, helpless, frustration one might feel as they look in their rearview mirror and see that damned typical driver weaving between lanes and cutting each one…