I think the net societal harm of Linked In is incalculable. A hotbed of lies, deception, facing, etc. Like in fantasy books that emphasize the social ball as a networking sub-worded double speak power institution. But constant and in ‘feed’ and ‘friends’ form. Not enough to have a resume. I notice this gap in your dumb fuck LinkedIn posting, care to explain? Oh, you really and genuinely care about your niche job specific item to post about it? You really really want AI daddy to save you huh. Its begging. You’re on there to beg from the masters. I’m pretty sure to sign up on the site and get verified you have to send in a picture of yourself on your knees with “corpo cuck” sharpied on your forehead. Which will be AI verified thank god. Can’t have any fake teet sucklers taking up valuable algorithm milk.

Good for you, you graduated with your PHD. Seriously that’s an achievement. And how cool, a social media that it is socially acceptable for your professors to be you contacts on. Yeah I guess you wouldn’t want to follow your coworker’s Facebooks. This is a neat place to promote your promotion, if you had to. Online. I mean I guess if every time you developed a time saving, cost cutting, people work removing utility for your office job you posted about it everyone in your real life, friends/family/etc might think you’re kind of a weird heartless bastard right? If only there was a place where I could post that I fired 30% of a companies staff and sent them packing home unwarranted for 3 point projected earnings next quarter as a gloat and get LIKES on it rather than rude messages and unfollows. This is the place. I couldn’t as openly support Israel, or the military, or innovations in data syphoning from the masses anywhere else.

I can still post my cool car, boat, big house, fake ass painted family on Instagram. Only here I can do so and say that “yes, it really did come through exploitation” and be applauded. I can put shit like “my golf game improved when I cut wages and priced out small business and made the world overall worse in favor of short term profit of fiat digital not even paper and coin money”. Or “When I hit a lull in productivity in my work producing a service that tricks the poor into risky loans and sells their purchase data to hyper targeting ad programs to get them to eat more fast food on pay-day-loan scheme credit, I just remember that if I don’t make top 8% at my company I will be laid off and that is actually a good thing and Henry Ford would be proud. Here’s 8 ways I not only prevent myself from reaching for a gun at night but trick myself in putting in 80 hour weeks: “

I mean its the only place where you can post about how you used AI to do spruce up your kid’s crayon drawing into something worthy of hanging in my office.