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  • Grandpa’s getting old. I know it. His damn bitch wife knows it. He knows it. I remember when he retired. Trail maintenance he used to do, down by the river.…


  • Week 1: Optimism

    A beat-up pull bar rests the door of my bathroom. I pass under it everyday, yet in the last year I found myself using it less and less. My workouts…


  • I think the divide between the generations has never been greater in history. Peasant farmer used to pass on their peasant farm to peasant farm son. Merchant to merchant son.…


  • I spoke to a man from California on a recent plane ride. First about tattoos and then about where they were from and then where we were from. When I…


  • Nob hill, Below an old mansion, 2 blocks from a park, A mile south of a mighty river, Up the street from a soccer stadium, Across from a Thai restaurant…

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