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  • Settle for Chloe

    If it wasn’t such an ugly word,a co-gurgluration of a rather unnattractive fruit,and what sounds like a sex disease,I would name my daughter Meloncholy. Though try as you might,there isn’t…


  • Anhedonia 

    Maybe. God forbid, but maybe. This how is we’re supposed to be.


  • If I press on the pressure behind my eyes,there is some sort of relief, momentarily.Pushing trash down and further downHoping one of the roommates will take it out. But no…


  • Trump W

      I wrote a 10-paragraph deal on Trump’s 2024 election result. But I decided I had nothing to contribute to the cacophony. Instead, I would rather fight a fight that…


  • Belly Buttons

    There was something hard inside my belly button. Sand or lint or diamonds, I didn’t hesitate. I dug around with different fingers at different angles until whatever it was, was…