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  • Red Rock Deli

    Girlfriend has been hoping to take me to some polish restaurant since the middle of my no buy January stint. I refused on grounds of the challenge. Though with a…


  • A Grand Adventure

    I get “off” of work at 6pm on Saturday night. That’s my lot in life as a shifty instead of a regular ninetofiver. I wouldn’t have it any other way.…


  • I stamp into the massive medical compound and find the spot to check in. receptionist butchers the last name.  “take a loop and find the red wall, it’s to your…


  • Just stop spending money

    Its the money they want the money so you want the money and they make the money to make the money to make the money to buy things so they…


  • Settle for Chloe

    If it wasn’t such an ugly word,a co-gurgluration of a rather unnattractive fruit,and what sounds like a sex disease,I would name my daughter Meloncholy. Though try as you might,there isn’t…