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  • Just stop spending money

    Its the money they want the money so you want the money and they make the money to make the money to make the money to buy things so they…


  • Settle for Chloe

    If it wasn’t such an ugly word,a co-gurgluration of a rather unnattractive fruit,and what sounds like a sex disease,I would name my daughter Meloncholy. Though try as you might,there isn’t…


  • Anhedonia 

    Maybe. God forbid, but maybe. This how is we’re supposed to be.


  • If I press on the pressure behind my eyes,there is some sort of relief, momentarily.Pushing trash down and further downHoping one of the roommates will take it out. But no…


  • Trump W

      I wrote a 10-paragraph deal on Trump’s 2024 election result. But I decided I had nothing to contribute to the cacophony. Instead, I would rather fight a fight that…