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  • PSA: Please understand that in 99% circumstances in my posting, unless otherwise stated, is completely from my mind and not researched or fact checked in writing. Why? More than partly,…


  • Monkey’s Paw

    For nine Ceoflaed-minutes the Zeppole was the fastest moving object in the universe. Ovie squinted through blood-teary eyes queuing micro-adjustments into the Zep’s path. She’d blown capillaries in both eyes,…


  • Red Rock Deli

    Girlfriend has been hoping to take me to some polish restaurant since the middle of my no buy January stint. I refused on grounds of the challenge. Though with a…


  • A Grand Adventure

    I get “off” of work at 6pm on Saturday night. That’s my lot in life as a shifty instead of a regular ninetofiver. I wouldn’t have it any other way.…


  • I stamp into the massive medical compound and find the spot to check in. receptionist butchers the last name.  “take a loop and find the red wall, it’s to your…