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  • Stone Fruit

    Dry, chocolate, charcoal.ashes.2020-2022 Washington bottlesfeaturing extreme tannin profiles,due to the firesand all the smoke. Thinking of herI get notes of stone fruit.Subtle pear, nasal hintsof citrus, and, chalk, and, rubber.Hitting…


  • With(o) Capital

    I have often heard of imagining a ‘post-scarcity’ society. Please forgive my lack of a socio-economic accredited graduate degree from a known university, but I might argue that we currently…


  • Patrick Bateman

    I dog sat, as a previous post detailed, at a troubled and messy home. However, like in a shitty motel in which your few bar cell service is better than…


  • Hemingway Attempt 1

    “I’m just not sure. Just not sure at all” The man’s hand was stuck, as if by a magnet, or glue, to his forehead. Pushing up his grey bristly hair.…


  • On Animals

    The ways that some people live, I cannot believe they are the same thinking, feeling human beings as me. In filth and disorder. Not by poverty, or war blown cities.…