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  • Thermodynamics

    It’s always snowing outside my window at least in my own mind. By morning its all melted gone. A tongue tip taste I failed to find. Thinking of the first…


  • The Baggiest of Eyes

    I have never known thirst. Never. I’ve been hungry sure, during a multi-day fast, but never starving. Never gone hungry. What I can boast is that I have been tired.…


  • My Friends Drink and Drive

    If you walk into an Applebee’s (for example) get a beer with your chicken tenders, pay the bill, and get in your car to drive home. You’re probably fine. You’ll…


  • Since I was a kid I always thought I would be a doctor. It seemed like the thing to grow up to be. You help people, you make the big…


  • Friday 8/18/2023: 1:42pm. I got home from work with most of my stuff packed ready to go. I excited a flawless fire drill. I got changed , took a shit,…