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  • It Rained Today

    Breathing hurts. Its always hurt. The calming advice to just focus on your breath, not for me. It hurts. The edges of my nostrils hurt. The back of my nose…


  • I Know A Guy In The Army

    I’ve been thinking about a lot lately. I’ve written this sort of thing over and over now. Thought about it for weeks. Made a couple drafts and scrapped them. Written…


  • A-Typical Morning

    The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King – Extended Edition I had spent the previous few weeks making my way through the works of Tolkein, as well…


  • Thermodynamics

    It’s always snowing outside my window at least in my own mind. By morning its all melted gone. A tongue tip taste I failed to find. Thinking of the first…


  • The Baggiest of Eyes

    I have never known thirst. Never. I’ve been hungry sure, during a multi-day fast, but never starving. Never gone hungry. What I can boast is that I have been tired.…