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  • 13:31.3

    My first mile took 13 minutes and 31.3 seconds. 13 minutes and 31.3 seconds. That’s the same as listening to the Tom Petty banger “What’s New Pussy Cat” 6 times.…


  • I went to Florida. Florida is a strange place; in some places it seems paradise with fast boats and tiki drinks. Other places it is salt scummed, rotted and run…


  • U of O

    They’re called UAPs now. But this is about the University of Oregon campus and it’s JSMA Museum of Art and not about aliens. Although who knows what lurks behind many…


  • *see previous post titled A-Typical Morning for an account of the first few hours of this day. I had woken up at sometime around 4am, as I am often to…


  • Five Stanzas – Khatru

    I was submerged. In Daedalus’s dream. A drop of Calphic rain. I thought it was an ocean. Because it felt like it was.