Rules of Gambling v1.1

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Gambling is a waste of money.

That said Gambling can be fun.

You most follow some simple rules and procedures for the best time.

General Rules:

  1. Have a cash budget prepared beforehand. DO NOT get money from the ATM at the casino.
  2. Any money in the cash budget should be written off as lost the second you enter a casino.
  3. You didn’t win anything until you make in home with the cash.
  4. If you sit down or go to the bathroom in a casino, you are required to spend money in said casino. Note: The Las Vegas Harry Reid Airport counts as casino.
  5. When in doubt, Leave.

Craps:

  1. Wait until a seven is rolled to start betting.
  2. Start with 5 Dollars on the pass line
  3. Always take double odds on the pass line.
  4. Place 5 dollars on 6 or 8
  5. While waiting for the pass line to hit put min bets on the field, not only every roll but roughly 3 out of 5 rolls.
  6. When the pass line hits increase your bet as follows: 10, 20, 25, 30, 40, 50, 75, 100 dollars.
  7. each time the pass line hits place 5 dollars on another number.
  8. If the a seven is rolled and the board is cleared start over at step 2.
  9. Leave the Table after a long run, more then three pass line in a row.

Slots:

  1. Select the right Machine
    • Look for the biggest screens.
    • Machines near main doors or insections have better odds.
    • Don’t trust the Buffalo. Avoid the Buffalo.
  2. Put in $20 dollars cash. DO NOT use printed cash out tickets.
  3. Turn machine volume to max
  4. Bet at the lowest possible amount.
  5. The Goal is to get to the Feature. The Feature is a different game in the game. It involves a departure from the standard slot function, like a mini game. There will be lots of noise and flashing lights.
  6. Leave.
    • If you trigger a Feature, Leave. It doesn’t matter if you won 30 cents or 300 dollars from the Feature, Leave. You will not get a another or a better feature, Leave. Cash out and Leave.
    • If you don’t trigger a feature by the time you go through your 20 dollars, Leave. Do not put in more money. Do not pass Go. Just get up and Leave.
  7. Wash your money. Take your cash out slips to the atm and turn them into cold hard cash. Do not use the printed cash out tickets in other machines.
  8. Repeat or go home.

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