Gambling is a waste of money.
That said Gambling can be fun.
You most follow some simple rules and procedures for the best time.
General Rules:
- Have a cash budget prepared beforehand. DO NOT get money from the ATM at the casino.
- Any money in the cash budget should be written off as lost the second you enter a casino.
- You didn’t win anything until you make in home with the cash.
- If you sit down or go to the bathroom in a casino, you are required to spend money in said casino. Note: The Las Vegas Harry Reid Airport counts as casino.
- When in doubt, Leave.
Craps:
- Wait until a seven is rolled to start betting.
- Start with 5 Dollars on the pass line
- Always take double odds on the pass line.
- Place 5 dollars on 6 or 8
- While waiting for the pass line to hit put min bets on the field, not only every roll but roughly 3 out of 5 rolls.
- When the pass line hits increase your bet as follows: 10, 20, 25, 30, 40, 50, 75, 100 dollars.
- each time the pass line hits place 5 dollars on another number.
- If the a seven is rolled and the board is cleared start over at step 2.
- Leave the Table after a long run, more then three pass line in a row.
Slots:
- Select the right Machine
- Look for the biggest screens.
- Machines near main doors or insections have better odds.
- Don’t trust the Buffalo. Avoid the Buffalo.
- Put in $20 dollars cash. DO NOT use printed cash out tickets.
- Turn machine volume to max
- Bet at the lowest possible amount.
- The Goal is to get to the Feature. The Feature is a different game in the game. It involves a departure from the standard slot function, like a mini game. There will be lots of noise and flashing lights.
- Leave.
- If you trigger a Feature, Leave. It doesn’t matter if you won 30 cents or 300 dollars from the Feature, Leave. You will not get a another or a better feature, Leave. Cash out and Leave.
- If you don’t trigger a feature by the time you go through your 20 dollars, Leave. Do not put in more money. Do not pass Go. Just get up and Leave.
- Wash your money. Take your cash out slips to the atm and turn them into cold hard cash. Do not use the printed cash out tickets in other machines.
- Repeat or go home.
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